'Being good at being bad is easy. Almost anyone can do it. Being truly evil requires practice. Lots of practice.'When Danny's parents are imprisoned for stealing the Crown Jewels, he is sent to live with his evil aunty Ratbag in the grim town of Greezy. Aunty Ratbag is feeling a little rusty in the ancient art of being evil—till Danny arrives! How will Danny survive being the most hated child in England and living with Aunty Ratbag? The , in the murky town of Greezy, he meets King Bones and King Bones has a mission for Danny...For ages eight and up..'A rollicking, hilarious page-turning romp. the characters burst from the page, the gleeful prose glitters, the plot never lets up pace.' Helen Fielding, author of Bridget Jones's Diary.'Packed with humour and invention that spread through the pages like wildfire. Brilliantly bonkers.' Gareth P. Jones, author of The Thornthwaite Inheritance and The Consedine Curse.